Todays random thoughts

Life is not what you expect it to be

I would like to point out that Breaking Bad is the best drama on tv since the Shield. Whats better than a cancer infected high school chemistry teacher who decides to cook crystal meth to pay for treatment?


Linsday Lohan is blaming all HIS troubles on work related stress. I know how he feels because doing what you love for a living definetly takes a toll. It must be so hard to be a young millionare... Im sure it was difficult and the blow/booze/GHB/huffing paint/collecting stds like baseball cards definetly takes the edge off.
A true sign of immaturatity is blaming other things for your own problemes. I bet his vag has freckles and by freckles I mean open sores.




I was actually surprised with Semi Pro on how good it was... I was expecting Will Ferrell to fumble this one but it was better than Talledegah Nights and Blades of Glory. Actually with how disappointed I was with Be Kind Rewind (Total crap salad sandwhich) and Stange Wilderness (merely ehhh), I figured this would be crap too. Next up in the promising comedy department is Mike Myer's The Love Guru looks like typical Myers comedy and should be more solid than my hangover shits.







Those freecreditreport.com commercials were cute for about a minute but now I can't get lines like "Instead of living in a pleasant suburb were living in the basement of her mom and dad's" out of my fucking head.
Enough we get it! The fucked thing is freecreditreport.com is NOT free.


While Im on the topic of commercials, the magical amount jingle with the animated characters that are supposedly anti smoking make me want to have a cigarette every single time I see them. Thanks Truth, it reminds me of just how great it is to inhale poison at least once an hour.

Spring Training games are finally here. No more jerking off to the idea of Miguel Cabrara and Dontrelle Willis playing for the Tigers. Brandon Inge can grab his crotch and cry all he wants about not wanting to catch but hes not going anywhere with that contract. Have fun being the worlds most expensive bench player with a queer soul patch. Now I acutally have images and box scores. My dick just got hard and I wont be missing any of the 162.






Wrestlemania is coming up too... Thank God because I think everyone is ready to FINALLY (10 years too late) see Ric Flair and his tapiaoca pudding eating ass, finally retire!
The fucker should be doing gimmick matches right now but they are pushing him in a "If you lose you retire" match. Fucker is 60 goddamned years old and beating guys because its "good for business" in the WWE. What the fuck is with the "WOOOOO" anyway? He never "WOOO"ed me when he climb to the top ropes and get thrown off every single time. Bankrupt fucker!












I just heard Nancy Grace say "How much do you have to drink to still stink like it the next morning?" Well Miss Grace, I understand your objective to find someone whose a story or perhaps a "trainwreck" but there are a lot of people who will fit this bill. Just because someone drinks for 8 plus hours doesnt mean they are less than yourself Ms. Disgrace. You are a very judgemental FELLA! You are the ultimate loser of society you feed on other peoples mistfortune. Most drunks dont stoop that low (sure some do but you're no better)! You exploit the lowest forms of people and talk about how you would have done it, because you of all people know whats best for everyone. SAVE US ALL QUEEN CUNT! I feel sorry for any guy that would actually consider putting his dick in you... You are borderline racist! You really just make yourself look like a cunt. Me personally I wanna blow a load on your face Nancy just to degrade you... I wish it was you in the 2girls1cupvideo. Then finally you getting your own show would make sense.