Happy Valentimes day!

Fuck Valentine's day! Heres some random thoughts about it.

- Cupid is a fucked up, naked little boy with wings who tries to murder people with a bow and arrow. Sick fuck!

- For us single dudes... Its national fuck someone whose way lower than your standards night. Look out fatty girls, dudes like me feel lonely on days like this!

- Corporate America loves to help remind you that you love your significant other... and what better way than a shitty card, half dead flowers and some awful cheap ass candy. If you need a day to remind you about how and why you love the chick your with.. Then you should just break it off with the bitch.

- Do gay dudes celebrate V-day? That's gotta be pretty fucked up!

- This day is a another excuse to get drunk... like everything and every other day.

- Its National fuck a random lonely stranger day. I wonder how many STDs are received nationally on this day.

- The writers strike is over, seriously its about fucking time. Too bad it didn't stop a second Larry "the cable guy"(Dan Whitney) movie from actually happening.

Heath Ledger died of an "accidental overdose" at least thats how the media is wording it. See they can't call it an overdose like Chris Farley cuz they want Ledger to look good even though he was on Xanax and Oxycontin... Makes sense. Plus they want to make it known it was no suicide. I still am under the bizarre belief that most drug overdoses are accidental...except Elvis. That selfish cunt took his life because the only fans he had at the time were over age 50.


This kids gonna be a hell of an actor someday.

I downloaded the new Rambo movie and it kicked ass! However, I wont be doing a review because the best review of the film was done by someone who goes by the online persona Sexman.. If you're unsure as to see it or not see what he has to say first.