Things that happend this week

A tornado with 130mph winds hit Atlanta, GA last night. What is it about a city in despair that I love so much? Perhaps this God's way of punnishing the city. Come to think about it what has that city really given to society?


-An assload of bad music mostly shitty rap artists: Lil Scrappy, Ludacris, Jermaine Dupri, Souljah Boy, T.I., Crime Mob, Ying Yang Twins, Lil Bow wow, Indigo Girls, Collective Soul, Jackyl and The Black Crows. Theres one thing that all these artists have in common BESIDES being from Atlanta. Its the fact that all their albums can be purchased for 99 cents a piece. I feel bad for Sevendust and Outkast since they are also from this crime infested city located in the middle of the most redneck state in the entire U.S.

-The Atlanta Braves: A team that boringly won their division in baseball for like 15 fucking years in a row and would always blow it. They only won the World Series ONCE during that entire run. It got so pathetic during those years and boring for even the local fanbase that they didn't even sell out the home playoff games. WOW! What a great group of baseball fans there are out in Atlanta. Good job choking year in and year out!


-Waffle House: The worst fast food company in existence has it main headquarters in Norcross which is a gang infested suburb of the hole known as Atlanta. Too bad the tornado hasn't made a trip over to Norcross to ruin this building. I mean Waffle House is great if your drunk at 4 am and want to eat a plate full of turds covered in sausage gravy. If you think that roaches enhance the atmosphere of the dining expirience then this place is for you. Every single sign has at least three burned out letters. One thing that Georgia has WAY too many of its the golden block dive of wafl ous. Along I-75 from Michigan to Florida there is more Waffle Houses than Mcdonalds' which makes sense because ya know Waffle house is such a great American institution. Atlanta is also home to Arby's the worlds most blandest roast beef ever, GO ATL!!

-World Championship Wrestling: Ted Turner did bring some decent tv channels and programs (excluding Captain Planet and the planeteers). The ultimate pile of pro wrestling entertainment. Sure the talent was good but the shows were awful! When a prowrestling fan looks at something as says "wow thats stupid" it has to be pretty bad. Too bad the tornado didnt get a chance to destroy this company as it was so bad that it went bankrupt.



I don't wish the city any ill will but I certainly wouldn't miss it if a tornado were to take the whole fucking thing completely out.



This fucked up video from Argentina that claims to have caught a real life gnome side stepping his way across the street. This has probably been on youtube for a while but I just found it.




The gnome or whatever you want to call it, begins to appear :35 seconds in. WTF!? People believe in gnomes? I'm betting this is just a midget or child wearing a pointy hat and walking with a limp. Whats next? Someone catches video of a fucking unicorn?


Jeff Hardy is very thankful for his most recent main event level push in professional wrestling. He was breaking through to the top of the business with some of the most death defying leaps to capture the audiences imagination... He was so thankful for his recent push that he tested positive for a banned substance that the WWE noted was a recreational drug. He musta been celebrating that push with too much blow. So he got suspended for 60 days and probably will be losing matches to guys who help set up the ring when he comes back. As if that was enough then... his house burned down completely killing his dog and all his belongings with it. This just proves that if you do drugs, you will have troubles at work and your house will burn down, killing your dog in the process. So don't do drugs and stay in school cuz users are losers!



The New York governor Elliot Spitzer got busted for a fucking a call girl. Then was forced to step down from office for a blind man. Did you see that chick though? Seriously it wasnt like he paid for one of those toothless crack addicted bitches you can find crawling all over Michigan Ave. in Detroit. Though that woulda been much funnier had that been the case. The best part of all of this is the hot chick (Ashley Dupre) who he paid to fuck actually got her 15 minutes of fame as her aspiring singing career seems to be getting some notice because of all these facial shots shes getting on tv.







Tell me you wouldn't pay for that? Seriously why can't politicians just get laid whenever they want? Since when is consensual fucking a crime?

Steve O of Jackass and Wildboys fame got arrested for coke, then gets out of jail and does more drugs followed by this sweet ass video!

After this retarded display of Anna Nicole Smithness some friends of his (Jackass crew guys) recieved some suicidal email type shit from him. Then they came to his aide and got him nice and checked into a mental hostpital. The one person on earth who made a profession out of being crazy has hit rock bottom because of drug abuse and is actually crazy. That might be his best stunt yet. I wonder if he wears that cheetah thong in the looney bin?

Brandon Inge continued to grab his crotch!