Fuck Valentine's day! Heres some random thoughts about it.
- Cupid is a fucked up, naked little boy with wings who tries to murder people with a bow and arrow. Sick fuck!
- For us single dudes... Its national fuck someone whose way lower than your standards night. Look out fatty girls, dudes like me feel lonely on days like this!
- Corporate America loves to help remind you that you love your significant other... and what better way than a shitty card, half dead flowers and some awful cheap ass candy. If you need a day to remind you about how and why you love the chick your with.. Then you should just break it off with the bitch.
- Do gay dudes celebrate V-day? That's gotta be pretty fucked up!
- This day is a another excuse to get drunk... like everything and every other day.
- Its National fuck a random lonely stranger day. I wonder how many STDs are received nationally on this day.
- The writers strike is over, seriously its about fucking time. Too bad it didn't stop a second Larry "the cable guy"(Dan Whitney) movie from actually happening.
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breaking bad is tits, been following it faithfully. funny thing is it was recommended by my mother.
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